January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
5 posts
I’ve come to a point in my life in which I have realized I just don’t give a damn.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
That’s just the way it is.
Everything seems to always go wrong,
And I hate feeling like a failure.
November 2011
9 posts
5 tags
Working retail isn't so bad. In fact, I actually...
No, I can’t find your magically lost coupon nor can I print one out of my ass if you put a quarter in me. It’s gone. Get over it. And if that means you aren’t going to buy anything because you don’t have your coupon, well, I don’t particularly give two shits.
Yeah, asshole, tell customer service I didn’t help you because I did nothing but stand behind the...
4 tags
Carpe diem...
Seize the day. In the end, I may fuck up but I’m going to enjoy every minute of it.
4 tags
They say good things come to those who wait..
I just don’t have the patience for that shit.
3 tags
I have to be thankful for everything that has...
That’s just the way it is.
6 tags
There may be moments in life that take your breath...
Things To Do Before I Die
Travel the world.
Own a Fendi.
Drive a Lamborghini.
Learn to fly.
Fall in love.
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